He pitched for the Red Sox?

Here’s some examples, some of which are from bibles. I especially like the knight vs. snail motif, they don’t know now why that was a common riff:http://io9.gizmodo.com/bizarre-and-vulgar-illustrations-from-illuminated-medie-1456202572

Do they think that Jesus hand printed their Bible Himself? Are they not aware that the publishing company picked the font and lay out and even some pictures to go in the book they have? How is that different? Why do they care? When am I getting a 5th season of Avatar: The Last Air Bender? These are the questions that…

This is what bibles looked like in the Middle Ages when they were still being hand-copied by monk scribes. All decorated with pictures and shit.

This is what bibles looked like in the Middle Ages when they were still being hand-copied by monk scribes. All decorated with pictures and shit. Stick that in your pipes and smoke it, haters.

The pastor who taught religious studies at my old school had a bible full of illustrations from the Middle Ages. One day his little daughter got her hands on it and used it as a colouring book. He loved it. He particularly liked that the parting of the sea now looked like a giant wall of lime jello.

All of this for doing what Christian monks did for centuries?

being more noticeable to predatory men makes a woman less healthy and more likely to die young.

I really think there is something about it that makes people crazy. I try to do everything I can to make flying as painless as possible (gate check my carry on, leave time between flights, sit quietly and read in the day/ sleep at night, follow the posted signs) but I swear some people just lose their fucking minds…

A few days ago a flew from Houston to Seattle and a woman screamed every time we had turbulence. My fiancé looked at me and was like “I didn’t think you were scared of flying?! You look so tense!” And I was like “how is anyone NOT tense with the woman in the back screaming like a wounded animal?!” The fiancé let me…

“For what?”

Friend, you shit in a flushable box.

In Trump’s America, anything is possible.

Never say never.

We are planning a Hygge themed wedding. The bridesmaids’ dresses will be warm Scandinavian knit sweaters, the groom has been growing a long bushy beard and on the wedding day he’ll be hiding cinnamon sticks and star anise in it and the bride will be driven into the wedding venue in a 1974 beige Volvo station wagon.…

And when the trumpets sound:

What comfort I derive from these statesmen consulting fake news and subsequent hissy fits on Twitter. Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, etc; these supposed fantastic tools of the now and future, if my b.s. degree in Public Relations is to be believed, will most likely usher in some stunning wars, if not nuclear Armageddon.…

Good for them. Cleveland’s feel good sports story of 2016.

She also looks the most dead inside (of the models pictured, but also of every person ever photographed). The look on her face says “I regret every decision I have ever made”.