Can we stop with the whole “ur doin it to urself” thing please? Sure, there are probably upwards of several hundred couples in Manhattan who are both employed, with young children, who have attempted to craft a Halloween costume out of mason jars and pallets, but that really isn’t life for most of us (admittedly…

Ms. Hill, the end.

The View is allegedly trying to hire Gwyneth Paltrow. Let that sink in for a second

John 6:55

[TERRIBLE STORY INCOMING]

It reads like my... I mean someone's KFC fanfic.

Mark, let me kiss you, you beautiful man! Thank you for listening to my plea, you’ve made me the happiest juvenile delinquent in Baltimore.

Can we just make IUDs affordable and available for all women now?

Yeah, the assistants are the batshit ones. Not Tom. I like how you “think”.

I’ve noticed most morning radio is among the dumbest, most sexist, ignorant crap. I can’t listen to it for more than 5 minutes without getting ragey.

It’s worth remembering that the reason we call them “teddy bears” is because Theodore Roosevelt, an avid hunter, was on a hunting trip for black bears in Mississippi, when one of his guides found a bear and tied it to a tree for the president to “hunt”. Roosevelt refused to shoot the captive bear in disgust. The story…

You’re clearly not his core demographic. His base will eat this up. He might even surge to 1.1% in the polls.

Sometimes people are just curious when there are some questions about ancestry. My mom found out that despite the story that we were English and Scottish the English side had actually been in England for a generation before coming to NA. There’s a lot of blurriness about the genealogy here and I’m kind of curious.…

I’m going to assume their monk powers are such that they teach men to masturbate and fire jizz across the room into the woman’s <redacted> so as to retain dong purity. It’s the only logical conclusion.

I almost wish someone had criticized my food choices during any of my three pregnancies. They would have learned more about hyperemesis gravidarum than they ever wanted to know.

Yes. I am all for anyone getting drunk drivers off the street. You know having lost my best friend in High School to a dumb fuck who drove after drinking 4 too many at happy hour. Glad you support the drunk drivers though...

I love the “attack the messenger trying to avoid the message” bit.

I had been hoodwinked, bamboozled, conned, duped, flimflammed.

I’ll have thirds.

Not sure how you think you know my opinion on dst considering I never gave it. I just think you should consider all the people who dont have the luxury of choosing their work schedules. And in case you were wondering, I’m fully in support of leaving our clocks alone and ending this silly switching garbage. I guess I’d…