That’s too simple a solution for some pedantic busybodies.

I mean, she probably did, but why not say something if you feel like the company could be sending a better message to kids?

Is that dude...pooping? I mean, I get it, I’m a nervous pooper too, but...

I have funny man feelings for Mr. Gosling. I’d be perfectly OK with a strong handshake and a hug. My wife would like more.

the next Speaker of the House:

On the other hand, there’s my coworker’s wife, who refused to consume anything that was cooked in alcohol while pregnant. “You know the alcohol cooks off, right?” A very prim “Yes, well, better safe than sorry” was the reply to that.

Meanwhile, I’ve just placed my order for this ($8)

Yes, Donald, women all know the word shrill. Just like we all know what it means when politicians cherish us.

I love this so much that it’s a miracle I typed this instead of just SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EVIDENCE.

Security theater is best served farcical.

I know, those poor cows: They were promised they’d get the right to vote not long after women got that right, and now almost 100 years later they’re still waiting :(

I don’t know, women’s voting seems to have started the whole darn slide into the abyss.... Now everyone wants rights and stuff. #repeal19

I’ve noticed this especially when it comes to contouring. I occasionally watch YouTube makeup tutorials, and often the freeze frame before you click “play” shows a static “after” image, which looks great. But then I see her put it on, and talk and move her face around with all those lines on, and just...ugh.…

Just like on Independence Day. Maybe we could stage and alien attack like we staged that moon landing.

Kind of depends...what color are these aliens?

Unless it’s The Space Traders.

Doug’s story reminded me... I used to be the 3-11 nursing supervisor at a small family-owned nursing home (back when such things actually existed). There was a large white board in the lobby area just outside my office where staff would post things like the activity schedule, announcements, and the daily menu. One of…