Finally, something goes right for this guy.

I for one solute Trump’s Secretary of State.

“It makes me really angry because I feel like the naked human body is a beautiful thing and nobody should be afraid of it.”

As a “ghetto fat woman” this is all I have to say...

And expensive for something that’s essentially a couple of strips of jerky!

As a current Minnesotan transplanted from another state, I have a few theories:

you should do exactly that.

So to sum up: “something-something-live...something-something-learn...something-something-grown.” And now people have heard of me.

Last weekend, in an interview with TMZ, Barnes—who’s a basketball player—

Amen to that. The only thing I snarked in my head over was

SO TUFF

Can we get Jonathan Pryce to trick Donald Trump into thinking the pope is going to use Trump as his counselor on all decisions?

“Scare the Pope”? Not “scary pope”?

DAWG

Santa Maria, this asshole again.

“What’s wrong with slavery?” This is the hottest of hot takes. I hope he loses his passport while travelling in some abominable third world dictatorship.

A handy TL;DR version of what is my new favorite top ten list of all time: