“This motherfucker...”

There were extenuating circumstances...I wasn’t running for president back then.

Well I can’t possibly refute that. Solid logic.

Eep! I thought about spelling out the movie’s title, but was feeling lazy. Plus abbreviations are what the cool/lazy kids still do, right?

When I lived in Seattle I went to a DeadMau5 show with a sleazy Columbian. He was fun to make out with but quickly annoyed the shit out of me, so when he asked me if I was cool with him doing Molly at the show I was like “whatever, do you.”

I’m glad we’re finally talking about the atrocities women go through in other parts of the world. America definitely isn’t perfect but we are better off in some respects. As a woman, I am glad I live in the United States and not in Iraq or Syria.

Greg Howard, I think the world of you. You give my brain boners like few other writers. And I generally agree with the sentiment behind this piece. But that doesn’t make for a very interesting comment, so LET’S NITPICK THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

You’re right, it’s about time we shut down those ‘Pregnancy Crisis Centers’. We need to stop biased organizations from taking advantage of women under the guise of offering ‘healthcare advice’.

BUT DO THEY STEAL MY ARMPIT HAIRS AND USE THEM FOR SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS AND PROFIT.

I love it when someone says “let’s fact check” and then invents a bunch of lies.

Go into a bathroom and turn off the lights. Light a candle and throw water on the bathroom mirror. Then say forcefully:

Even O’Donnell is not claiming that the other technicians weren’t licensed. Where... are you getting that?

I used to work at the Center for Medical Progress, and one time I heard my coworkers planning to frame Lee Harvey Oswald for the Kennedy Assassination.

Claire would not be in the place she is today if she herself were a pearl-clutcher.

It’s like people have subjective feelings about things.

This study is gross...let’s figure out a way to make people even more miserable by discouraging them from using their sick days. If my mental health day coincides with copious drinking, that’s nobody’s business.

oh, hell, there he goes again, talking that shit...

Phew...thank God I don’t speak English. I speak a reverse-engineered, 100% compatible clone called Canadian. I believe other OEMs have also made their own versions too. I hear American and Australian have a pretty large install base too.

I was directed to do some googling recently as to why Hitler is a popular figure among Indian youth recently. It was really um, mind blowingly educational for me. Apparently “driven successful leader of people” vastly outweighs “genocidal maniac”