Ah...this is so embarrassing but I’m actually Cookie!

Q. In celebration how many fingers do you hold up?

I think Mark is drunk today, this article was a little messy.

Learning to value physical comfort over hiding “shameful” parts of my body was one of the most freeing things I ever did. I didn’t swim for years because I thought I was too fat to appear in a bathing suit, and figuring out that it didn’t fucking matter, that the world would not end if I didn’t shield it from my…

I agree. I’m an old and fuck anyone who doesn’t want to see my upper back. Don’t look.

Arm flab in summer is my go-to accessory.

It’s a fair question, Mike.

1. Michigan

the plot thickens! the gene pool thins!

Isn’t Rand Paul being libertarian and anti-abortion a conflict? Not pro-choice but personally against abortion, but specifically being pro-life, anti-abortion.

I find it amusing that someone would hold a sign saying “ A person is a person no matter how small” is probably not going to agree if that last word were to be changed to something like “poor” or “homeless” or whatever. I mean, these are the same folks who will foam at the mouth over a fetus that was unplanned,…

Again, there is a difference between the word “human” meaning “of human origin” and “a human” meaning an independent person.

It's kind of nice that someone can be pro-choice and also acknowledge that abortion can be really sad. it's almost like the world doesn't have to be 100% black and white.

I love this story. It’s the Canadianest camp story ever. Throw in canoeing on the lake and sighting a beaver and you’ve got yourself an Atwood short story. Provided the young camper ended up working in Toronto and thought of that racoon while dating her first boyfriend, years and years later.

In Jr High School my very best friend’s parents became fundamental Christians out of nowhere. Suddenly our fun summer trips and weekends were taken up by ‘weird’ new church activities. I use quotes because some really were weird and some were just weird to a terrible catholic like my family raise me to be.

Not a cat, but still relevant:

I mean, the 14th Amendment says “natural born”, so since they’re unborn it’s pretty clear that they aren’t American citizens. Come on Huckabee, I thought you venerated the Constitution!

Banned foods include everything that make this wretched existence worth suffering through for another day.