This has been a weekend of epically, comically bad football officiating at all levels.

Reporters report facts, not speculation. What the fuck is it about Twitter that causes so much amnesia on this?

“Drivers’ work is outside the usual course of Uber’s business.”

OH OKAY

Nikki’s my homegirl. I do not align with her politically, but I respect and admire her tremendously. 

Nikki’s biding her time. I can’t think of any Republican contenders other than her who I wouldn’t consider scumbags.

Mark Sanford wouldn’t even be able to say the word “ethics” without choking.

It’s fucking uncanny

Well... he’s a better choice than Joe Walsh. Not really a high bar though.

I misread the headline and thought Debra Messing had become a Fox News host, and I about fucking plotzed.

She’s not going anywhere. She’ll still be crabbing and beefing on Twitter, as per usual.

See you in 9-18 months when this relationship melts down publicly and you need some positive press. (Yes, I am extremely cynical)

Tomi? Is that you?

Twitter is no place for a sensitive little baby. Probably best he leaves.

Get fucked, Walsh. You’re an irrelevant fartstain who doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of beating Trump or anyone else. Slime yourself back into obscurity where you belong.

Thank you for putting into words exactly what creeps me out about the service at Chick Fil A. It’s TOO good.

Yeah, there are a shitload of people who will still pick Chick Fil A over Popeyes just because of the service. I’ve never gotten good service at Popeyes. It’s invariably slow and surly. I’ll gladly deal with crap service from time to time for their delicious red beans and rice though.

Has anyone mentioned the possibility of foul play by a fourth party (not saying the husband necessarily)? This doesn’t add up at all. I’m sure there must be some compelling evidence that this really was murder-suicide by the mother... right? I can’t be the only one that thinks this smells funny. Either way it’s a…

Enjoy prison, fuckface

LOL, thank you. I was like am I losing it, or did he borrow my Nana’s head scarf, sunnies AND jewelry?

“A former senior DOJ official said that the email in question was ‘generated by a third-party vendor that utilizes keyword searches to produce news clippings for staff. It is not reviewed or approved by staff before it is transmitted.’”