RIGHT? Imagine being the type of person who would write and send a threatening message to a family member of a person from a stupid “reality” show. Just kill yourself.

I laughed like Tom Cruise in the famous Scientology video at this

I can’t stomach the food anymore (way too greasy/heartburn inducing), but I love the surly service. It’s the anti-Chick-fil-A. You will definitely not get your ass kissed by the staff there.

The child’s reaction says to me that this is not an isolated incident, and he probably has to deal with all sorts of awful behavior from his unstable father. 

It’s an incredible likeness. Flattering even.

“She dutifully met with a set of sources, lined up by Epstein, to speak to his business practices. Unsurprisingly, they described Epstein glowingly, his ‘brilliantly creative mind, his intellectual prowess—a mental agility that, to put it bluntly, was simply not evident in the many phone conversations he had with me.’”

“Aw shucks, people are offended when I display this large and widely known banner of white supremacy? Knock me over with a feather.” We see you, asshole. Good on Ms Allison for not standing for that shit.

Pence has a phobia of using strange toilets and he had to take a wicked deuce. Turn the car around please, it’s an emergency.

I don’t know if I would call it obvious, but I’m definitely not shocked. Do your thing Lil Nas X. I stan.

Chrissy Teigen has a sense of humor, which makes her a bad choice for RHOBH.

Nothing of value was lost

I was a sheltered 15 year old daughter of conservative parents when this season aired, and Pedro really affected me. I was devastated when he died. I had never been exposed to a gay person who was so completely sympathetic, and special in such a lovely way. He lived such a normal life, a life I could actually identify…

Failed edgelording attempt. Keep it classy as always, Barstool.

I was raised to never make negative remarks about food someone else is eating and enjoying. It’s rude and childish. Eat what you like and don’t worry about the opinions of others.

There’s a guy at my work who rocks a lot of gold jewelry - rings, bracelets, and a (rather pretty) chain much like Jakey’s. Not that remarkable except that he’s otherwise a very non fashion, middle aged polo and khakis white guy. He says they’re all gifts from his wife and he wears them to make her happy, which is…

Why doesn’t he just run as a Republican and primary Trump? I mean, Jesus.

“A somewhat baffled gynecologist explains that women are bringing these concerns to her in greater numbers. But where they are getting the idea that The Pill is making them sick, she really doesn’t know.”

Trump is said to be a pretty big germaphobe. I’m sure he dresses it up as thinking it’s weakness, but it’s really because icky germs freak him out and it would make him look like a neurotic weirdo to admit that.

“Video games and fucking” - that’s a pretty interesting word choice, considering that “fucking” generally requires a willing human co-participant. Seems to me like this guy is less into fucking and more into compulsive masturbating, but I’m no shrink.

So basically she’s having a meltdown because some unflattering pap shot of her got published. On the one hand, I get it. On the other hand, SHE SOUNDS CRAZY.