You can say bitches on the internet

Good thing she's in no way responsible for his actions. "I don't fucking know" is a perfectly appropriate and justified response to such a question.

Most of us don’t understand it either and many of us are in complete denial and/or feel powerless to stop it at present. The only things I can do are speak against it and vote, so that’s what I’m doing.

Dismiss me as an overly fretful mom if you must, but that baby is too fucking close to that grill. 

FEEL BETTER? Lol. Lay off the roids.

This guy needs to hook up with Marguerite Perrin (AKA God Mom from Trading Spouses). They can talk about tampering with dark sided stuff, gargoyles and psychics until they’re blue in the face.

Jez gets more clicks from The Dame Jo than anyone else on earth. ON EARTH.

SHE IS NOT A CHRISH-CHUNNN-UH

The rings are pretty but... not to my personal taste. I am giving her a large dose of side-eye for her lack of subtlety with her posing. We get it, Victoria. You’re rich and you have big jewels.

Imagine being a grown man and not being able to cope with the word fuck. Sad.

You can peel my old navy linen shorts off my cold dead ass. I have 4 pair and it's all I wear in summer when I'm not at work. 

I honestly hope he does learn from this. Though he doesn’t seem to have learned much from the consequences of past incidences of antisocial behavior. My personal opinion is that he needs mental health treatment, but then again, I’m not a doctor.

This is straight out of a damn horror movie. Jesus Christ.

How exactly does one decide to pursue pharmacy as a career, if they know they have a “moral objection” to dispensing medicine? The mind boggles.

Did you miss the part about him not being able to communicate with any of the airline staff? Until the ASL-fluent girl *helped* him, that is?

I mean, I can see being annoyed by a kid yelling outside my residence for hours. But maybe instead of calling the cops, just ask her to keep it down a bit? Am I the crazy one here?

It’s “make America great again,” duh

He is normal, in the sense that he’s basically America’s Everyman. Privileged, dimwitted, and bloated with opinions.

YOU LOST, BITCH, DEAL WITH IT

Maybe if he sobered up for 5 minutes it would help him think a little more clearly. Or maybe not...