Lmao as if anyone from Norway would want to move here

This is the funniest shit I’ve read all week

It IS a business, but it’s one that will definitely fail if it doesn’t make the fans happy. This is probably going to get pretty messy, like maybe Browns messy.

Also in fairness to Ivanka, Trump’s hair is objectively terrible and deserving of ridicule.

I really do think Biden’s heart is in the right place, but honestly, his wealthy white male baby boomer schtick is not what America needs right now or in 2020. I just don’t feel like Joe really knows what’s up with most of America anymore, how we live, what kind of future we’re facing. He cares, but he doesn’t…

I found his apology statement way more offensive than the video, tbh

“With great power comes great responsibility” lol fuck you dude

Whenever I tell anyone that we’re Browns fans, they literally act like I told them someone we love just died. Hey, at least they get the parade this year. Should be a good time.

There would never be a reason good enough for me to live anywhere where it gets this cold. I would be screaming and crying if I were outside in 50 below temps. Not exaggerating at all. I can barely tolerate walking down the driveway to get the mail when it’s below freezing.

Love this. My hubby and I slob out at home too, but our 5 year old hasn’t reached the embarrassment stage yet.

A thousand times yes. This strategy has never failed me.

Wow, what are the chances this criminal mastermind would get caught.

That review, aahhh, my sides. I do have a soft spot for Guy Fieri though. He’s cheesy but he genuinely loves helping people and making people happy. He’s the Tim Tebow of TV chefs, basically.

He probably doesn’t want to do any of that. I know I wouldn’t if I were him.

The child ain’t right

It’s a yes for me dawg. Half nog, half ice cold Baileys, stirred briskly and served in a fancy glass of your choosing. It’s like a delicate, amazing custard that gets you drunk. One of the best things about the holidays.

Aww, I quite liked “Feel it Still.” The rest of the list I agree with though. That “trap country” mess is like something straight from the bowels of YouTube.

This really sucks. I genuinely enjoy Morgan Spurlock’s work, and I so badly wanted to believe that he was using his talents for good. I’m just... so disappointed. Beyond disappointed. I could actually cry.

“Fetus” -> “extra small attached babyperson”

Yes, just what we all need, more people. That will solve all the problems. Money for healthcare and education and infrastructure will start falling out of the sky if we all just have 3 or 4 more kids.