All hail queen Rihanna, yeah I said it, come at me Beyhive

Came buckets, as they say on 4chan

Starred for quality trolling

All of this, and also, THIS BEHAVIOR IS TEXTBOOK SOLICITATION. He’s lucky he wasn’t jailed.

Good Christ, the ego on these kids

I can see how she might be embarrassed, but she wasn’t wrong about anything that she said. People will still be outraged I’m sure, although I can’t imagine anyone would rush to defend Farenthold, who really does seem like a sack of shit in every regard.

The Friday makeup look really accentuates the bonk eye thing she’s got going on. I know, I know, I’m terrible. Scaramucci is a lateral move from Spicey. Easier to look at but scarier to listen to.

I still maintain that OJ didn’t do the Brown-Goldman murders. I do think he’s a lowlife idiot, but that’s no crime. 9 years is plenty for what he was convicted of. We’ll see if he’s able to behave himself once he gets out - I say the chances of him smartening up and staying out of trouble are about 50-50.

I feel for him. He’s clearly in a lot of pain (physical and emotional).

I love McMansion Hell. What a crackup. Good for you, Kate!

She has lost her damn mind

This is my takeaway from this whole thing too. STAHP.

Agreed. My son just finished Georgia Pre-K at the end of last month - I can attest that this program is absolutely crucial for our state’s future leadership and workforce. Politicians who are willing to compromise after through debate are the ones who get shit done. She’s got my vote already.

2018 here we come! A W for Stacey Abrams would be great for Georgia and for the Democratic Party.

I think the word you’re looking for is “shame”

The milk alone would put me into a tailspin of lactose induced GI fireworks. That along with the cured meat and the chili, I’m betting it would be hot and humid with lots of staying power.

He makes me think of a young Robert Durst.

Survey SAYS?

I love Ryan Adams’s music, but he is clearly a shithead personality-wise. That said, I’m Team Ryan on this one. Gideon ought not be so petty in print. It’s just not a good look.

This is a fact. I was hungover weekend before last and trying to barf to make myself feel better. All I had to do was imagine Bill O’Reilly putting his arms around my waist from behind, pressing himself against my back and whispering “falafel” in my ear. Worked like a charm. True story.