This is what bibles looked like in the Middle Ages when they were still being hand-copied by monk scribes. All decorated with pictures and shit. Stick that in your pipes and smoke it, haters.

People do lose it, because flying is a major anxiety trigger for a lot of people, myself included. HOWEVER. Flying is a privilege and not a right. Anxiety is not an excuse to be discourteous or disruptive (i.e. get drunk/take too many pills and violate the social contract). If you can’t hang, you shouldn’t fly. There…

Ugh. This is why I never feel bad for anyone who gets kicked off a plane due to their own behavior. Be cool or take fucking Greyhound.

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK is with people acting the fool on airplanes? Can we all just cool it please? Things are tense enough.

Good for you, Ariana Grande. Wear what you want and don’t take any sexist shit.

I didn’t say I wouldn’t. Just that I haven’t.

I too turn into a whiny eating machine between November and February. I never shit in a box though.

This is actually a really good idea. Also would be a cool way for companies that employ a large in-office work force to provide on-site childcare in a less expensive way (all employees who have children in the daycare pool would take rotating shifts on kid duty, or whatever). Could totally be done in a way that…

Worst drivers in America. As soon as I cross the state line I feel like I’m in my own personal Russian dashcam video. I’m sorry that happened to you. Hopefully that old fuck will drive off a cliff and perish in an inferno of his own making.

Equal parts embarrassing and terrifying.

These crybaby con-tards need to go to their safe spaces so their mommy Donald Trump can wipe and powder their national-socialist asses. America has become a land of sentient vaginas who are too PC to take a joke! (Am I doin it right?)

Uggs duh

What the hell is this whole outfit? Has he been huffing duster? The fur is just the gross icing on this cake of fuckery.

I am 100% here for this pettiness

This. He’s misguided, certainly, but there’s no excuse for what he did. He’s dangerous, and he’s evil. I’m only sorry I can’t be the one to tie him to a post and light him up.

Yeah I mean I guess it is kind of pointless to fact-check when facts no longer matter.

Good lord. 2016, you have taken fact-checking from us along with Prince, Bowie, Thicke, et al.

He’s a good-natured idiot with no taste. It’s kind of adorable.

It’s a polite way of saying “I pity you” actually

Bless her heart. I have mild depression/anxiety (very well managed with medication) and I can’t imagine going through something like that in the public eye.