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Jean Lafitte The Second
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I swapped the seats from my wife’s 09 Jetta TDI into my 04 Golf TDI. I’m taking the steering wheel, the wheels (we’ll send it back with some clapped out steelies), the rear wiper arm, and virtually anything else I can use in my 04. Here’s a picture of my Golf with the rear seats and 1 of the front seats in:

From a legal perspective, putting your hands up defensively, taking a step back and saying loudly, you’re not looking for trouble or don’t want to fight, can be some important testimony in the future if you do end up fighting. Especially if you win.

Do you think Susan Sarandon will ever get to a point when she’ll think: “Oh yeah. I fucked that up.” Because I’m betting on NAH.

How did those selfish idiots (including those in non-swing states) not see that even if Clinton was far from their perfect candidate, Trump and the rest of the climate-change denying GOP will stifle the environmental sciences, destroy our public lands and parks, and intentionally drive us straight into environmental

I swear to God, if I hear one more person whine about how Hillary didn’t live up to their “oh-I’m-so-special-and-couldn’t-betray-my-values” standards I am literally going to scream. I am more angry at them than for the people who actually voted for Trump.

I was told the only way to save the environment was to protest monsanto and eliminate vaccines. Stein 2020!

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Look at her go!

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

never forget

sorry Selena, this is the best i could do...

Another plus, we won’t have to worry about Florida on election night when it’s underwater.

The stupidity makes my teeth hurt.

Fucking hell - that’s why it’s called climate change - and severe swings in both directions are not only possible but probable - you fucking douchebro scumbag criminal idiots.

And I saw a snowball! Therefore, the planet is fine.

Jesus Fucking Tapdancing Christ on a Segeway.

Don’t do that. You might wake up as stupid as these people and no one needs that.

I’m going to slam my head into a wall now.