Not to mention, the billions we shovel at China.

To the degree of Vietnam, Cuba, and Saudi Arabia? Absolutely.

I don’t exactly agree with trading with Vietnam, either.

“No one can make fun of my kid! Only I can make fun of my kid!”

Well, Internet bullying is her pet cause and I guess she’s diving right in.

No, these people are irony-blind. Remember, they’re the ones who spent months bleating “voting is rigged!” and are now complaining about the recount.

“Sorry Barron, it sucks to be scrutinized for every little thing because your parent decided to run for President. But hey, at least you won’t have anyone on the left calling you the First Dog”

Okay I know, anyone can sue over anything.

Right? It’s simply hilarious when it’s directed at someone else, though.

Has it occurred to her that it might help if her own husband stopped making fun of the disabled?

I think it’s only good by comparison to the river of shit that has followed behind it.

So you’re saying that Chris Evans appears at some point wearing only strategically placed whipped cream, a banana & two cherries?

I keep reading, and hearing, everybody talking about the mid-terms in two years and the next election in four years, or even how, in the freaking 2030s, when the demographics change, the left will get back into power. The problem with all this is that everybody’s assuming there will be a Left left in the2030's, or…

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

As the old Jewish joke goes, whenever I’m feeling down, I read Der Sturmer. It tells me that my people are endlessly rich and run the world.

It’s so sad how these clearly superior beings are being held back by inferior ones. However that works.

“But but....it’s about economic anxiety!” - White Americans since Tuesday night

Some days it is hard to stay in the South and keep fighting the bigots. Today and yesterday have been those days.

I’ve been looking into buying a X-Men, Simpsons or TMNT arcade machine. Good times.

If they gave me a 3d-engined, but still 3/4 persepctive, remake of the old X-Men arcade game? Holy crap I’d be down.