I think “snowflake” is Russian for “American Patriot”. All these “snowflakes” that are flipping on Trump because of his erratic behavior are turning into quite an avalanche.

They’re not terrorists though. They have “mental issues”. /s

I know! All those racist farmers that voted for Trump in the valley are now upset that he is doing good on his promise and threatening their livelyhood. Oh hey, but it’s now cool to be openly racist so have fun!

Hey, somebody has to defend American democracy from the Russians! Sorry comrade, it’s your people that are in bed with the Russians. If the system is collapsing and decaying it’s because your people are willing to undermine America’s democracy to win votes. You are putting your support behind a President that is…

I vote for yes and it should be added as a rider to the bill.

Malissa Ancona made a Facebook post the day after her husband went missing in which she inquired about a roommate. She told law enforcement that she made the post because she and Ancona had discussed divorce and he took a bag of clothes with him when he left, so she assumed she would need a roommate.

“Dammit, Beavis.”

Wut?

A few years ago in my neighborhood some Muslims set off some explosives and it wasn’t covered by the mainstream media. Worse, people were celebrating in the streets after it happened and even praised them for what they called a “beautiful display”. I remember that 4th of July clearly.

So is Lady Gaga our Supreme Ruler now? Did she take over the country using drones and robots? Is Satanism America’s official religion now?

GO BETH!!

“Well, the election, it came out really well. Next time we’ll triple the number or quadruple it. We want to get it over 51, right? At least 51.” (51 what?)

“During this month, we honor the tremendous history of African-Americans throughout our country. Throughout the world, if you really think about it, right?”…

I didn’t hear it either. Possibly the word “fuck” at the end, but I don’t think he said it.

I know, right? Thanks for contributing.

At least a little bit, apparently.

OG hipster.

And you managed to surpass even that. Holy shit!

Sounds like something a hipster would say.