You know, I’m OK with this, but I want to do the tasing. Payback for raising my rents by migrating in large numbers from the East Coast, cramming ten hipsters to a room, raising my rent, then blaming it on the natives who work for tech companies.

I think that we are arguing about two different things here. I am focusing of the act of grabbing a child that is not yours by the neck, which I consider assault. You are focused on the racial aspect of this. The neighbor’s actions are assault according to the law. The police officer is not a judge. The police officer…

So you’re telling me I can do that to your child and it’s totally cool with you? Listen, I understand that in other countries (including the country where you are from, I’m assuming) there are varying degrees of acceptable corporal punishment. In America, however, when a child is touched by another person aggressively…

If that child threw a paper ball at that officer he would have arrested that child for assault and battery on a police officer.

The child is seven. Did you know that the act of spitting on a person is assault and battery? Placing your hands on a person in an aggressive matter is also assault and battery. You seem to be perfectly comfortable with a person putting their hands on a child for something as simple as littering. I hope you don’t have…

He’s really losing it today.

I miss the old pinko libtards now. These are not as fun.

Well, half of the US. You still have to deal with those damn anti-Russia pro-America libtards.

Are you getting $1M from Penthouse now?

I am leaning towards “this is bullshit”, but in the meantime I’m enjoying that it’s pissing off Trump and his supporters.

I don’t want to feel the wrath of the Bee Hive so I’ll keep my mouth shut.

What is this? Get-Kicked-Out-of-Planes-for-Political-Reasons Week?

My hero.

I dunno man, penguins are evil.

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Yep, or any other country with human rights abuses for that matter.