I know, right? I mean, I fucking hate the stuff. I only keep it around because I love the way it smells.

Preeeety much. Yeah.

You know how Kramer is alwyas stumbling around? It would be hilarious!

Nope. The Republican Party is actively working to dismantle every government agency meant to protect the public. We take the protections offered by government agencies for granted. Those agencies exist because we learned a long time ago that corporations will harm the public if it increases their profits. Let’s say…

The Republican Party is now like a fraternity. A fraternity that has taken over the school and is willing to undermine the institution in favor of more keg parties and loose sexual assault rules. They are choosing party loyalty over country.

You can’t fix stupid.

Have...have you witnessed anything that is happening? Do you not see it on a day-to-day basis? Are you so butt-hurt about electing an idiot to office that you’ll do anything to defend him? Trump lost Fox News. FOX NEWS! Pretty soon you will have very few “unbiased” media groups to side with. Call it “leftist” if you…

They’re not terrorists though. They have “mental issues”. /s

I want to see Michael Richards as Kramer shaking Trump’s hand.

I’m a bit of a narcissist.

I know! All those racist farmers that voted for Trump in the valley are now upset that he is doing good on his promise and threatening their livelyhood. Oh hey, but it’s now cool to be openly racist so have fun!

Thanks! I’m here all week!

Black is my favorite color. Why can’t the sky be black 24/7? Why can’t my lungs and teeth look the same?

I know, right? Fuck my clean water! I want rich people to get richer at the expense of public safety!

Haven’t we learned anything from El Chapo?

Hey Mexico! I see your catapult and raise you a trebuchet!

Hey, somebody has to defend American democracy from the Russians! Sorry comrade, it’s your people that are in bed with the Russians. If the system is collapsing and decaying it’s because your people are willing to undermine America’s democracy to win votes. You are putting your support behind a President that is…

Mandatory.

I love the run-on sentence. However, our spelling is too perfect and you are missing some exclamation marks. Still, you get an “A”.

I vote for yes and it should be added as a rider to the bill.