Malissa Ancona made a Facebook post the day after her husband went missing in which she inquired about a roommate. She told law enforcement that she made the post because she and Ancona had discussed divorce and he took a bag of clothes with him when he left, so she assumed she would need a roommate.

“Dammit, Beavis.”

Wut?

So now we have pro-democracy liberals and pro-Russia conservatives. Well fuck.

But I thought that Republicans are true patriots and defenders of democracy...

A few years ago in my neighborhood some Muslims set off some explosives and it wasn’t covered by the mainstream media. Worse, people were celebrating in the streets after it happened and even praised them for what they called a “beautiful display”. I remember that 4th of July clearly.

So is Lady Gaga our Supreme Ruler now? Did she take over the country using drones and robots? Is Satanism America’s official religion now?

Why do we have government regulation? Why can’t the market be completely free and allow the “invisible hand” to regulate it?

Dude, being rational is so pre-2017. Get with the times, man!

GO BETH!!

“Well, the election, it came out really well. Next time we’ll triple the number or quadruple it. We want to get it over 51, right? At least 51.” (51 what?)

“During this month, we honor the tremendous history of African-Americans throughout our country. Throughout the world, if you really think about it, right?”…

Let’s say he does make it 4 years. Do you think he’ll let go of his post as President?

I didn’t hear it either. Possibly the word “fuck” at the end, but I don’t think he said it.

Conservatives: Belief > Fact

Let me guess: You think the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

I know, right? Thanks for contributing.

At least a little bit, apparently.