Love this. Eight concerts? Loyalty loyalty loyalty got you a new car!

Do women actually like shopping with their husbands? I don’t. It’s like dragging around Bernie from Weekend at Bernies. No thanks. This is fine with me. And King of Queens is MY favorite show. Don’t let the out-of-shape average guy paired up with super hot wife thing fool you, there are laughs to be had!

No one likes you, boo. Your own children wouldn’t even vote for you. Maybe Kendall or Kylie, but we know they aren’t going to vote.

I don’t know why that Tweet annoys me so much. “Make this go viral.” Probably because I get maybe two stars a month on my Tweets and don’t have the power to demand virality like this. If a list like this came into my possession, I’d just trash it.

I actually would like to hear it.

It almost appears he created his Instagram per her request (he only has less than 50 posts). Gotta give this woman props on her determination. She clearly sets goals (homeownership, college graduation, career, engagement, get future husband on Instagram — check, check, check, check, check).

Reality show magic. Reshoot the scenes later.

lmao. don’t let your insecurity show, sounds like you fear being back in Singlesville and possibly your beautiful wife is pulling away slowly. Otherwise, why bring “singles” into this? If your relationship is healthy, you wouldn’t be “feeling” for the singles. You would be doing you.

Sorry. So I had to look this guy up. Apparently she has to wait and wait and wait to get a smile out of him as well. Girl, run. You can do better. Let’s turn this post into an intervention, stat!

I think we’re just sick of these Teen Week posts. No disrespect to author at all. We just want some “regular” Jezebel posts. This post happened to hit right when we were all burnt out on TeenWeek — could have been anyone.

That’s why I’m glad I’ve never made it out of grays. I can say what I want without fear of falling from grace and luckily nice Jezebel commenters usually promote me out of the grays. Win/win. Welcome back to grays aka bad asses.

What is teen week and when is it over? Dreading the think piece on first periods, unless I missed that one already, which, in that case: whew. 

Not OK. This woman is scum to me, but I am not OK with this. Her punishment is prison, not to be tortured and raped for life. How can you be OK with allowing ANYONE to be raped or, even worse, helping arrange it? You stop being human at that point. Those guards are not good people. Raping inmates doesn’t unharm…

What a loser. LMAO. He tried it though. Must have felt good for you :) *high fives*

Thanks for clarifying. I can’t speak on the UK banknotes or prize money (not informed on that), but am relieved that you aren’t against equality because some girl was a super bitch to you. That was the vibe I was getting before.

“ after seeing first hand just how cruel and calculating women can be I’ve always been more cynical and dubious of people claiming to want to help others”

They don’t NEED to, but it’s not that difficult to take an extra step to be polite — especially when you’ve been in showbiz for decades and cameras are rolling and you’re a comedian and a socially awkward person who is a big fan of yours is melting on the red carpet. Just would’ve been nice, that’s all :)

Nobody was wrong here. I just tend to side with the person who got humiliated on camera after having a rough couple of years.

I’m sure you’re just infuriated whenever people have to rehome animals, with ‘dog’ in your username and all. Newsflash: most people already feel like huge assholes when they’ve failed an animal and have to rehome it), all your judgment is doing is encouraging people to keep animals they don’t want (so then we get to…