Nervous, awkward, insecure mom here. I always have to remind myself when I’m in public with my kid doing these sorts of activities (that make me super nervous as I’m an introvert, but gotta do it for the kids!) that nobody is judging me as a mom. They’re all just here to create something and have fun, nobody is…

Very, very, very, very unlikely. Had you not used mmj, you would have been worrying if your stressful & painful pregnancy caused your child to develop ADHD (look up the effects of depression & stress on a fetus— a whole new set of things for moms to feel guilty about, woohoo!).

*nitpicks woman’s every move since she was a teenager

Any guy who makes a point to say he’s attracted to “strong and smart women” (after telling everyone at the party to leave so he can serve more alcohol to a woman who doesn’t want anymore or anything to do with him) doesn’t actually care if a woman is strong or smart, he just wants to have his way with them and is…

Never knew she was. Someone should seriously ask her this question. It was brave of her to show her battle so publicly and it would be decent of her to give us a thoughtful response.

You would. ‘Cos they already find you hot and they’ll probably overthink their response to impress you. “Mickey’s Parade Ice Pops — in Cherry!”

Whatever you end up saying, just don’t ask him what type of popsicle he likes. That was strange, bad advice. Unless you’re really hot. Hot people can say anything and it will work out just fine for them. Sigh.

So he was high on himself. Gotcha.

This is a really dark take on this: maybe by this happening, it prevented them from doing more stunts that could have resulted in one of the children dying.

Man, whatever that guy was on back when he was doing interviews like that... it must have been some good shit LOL. If I were an interviewer during that era, I would have just hit RECORD and let him roll (precisely as they did).

I still have no clue. I think it means she let him put it in her pooper?

That’s gotta sting for Ms. Perry. The guy known for oversharing details of his sex life (“Jessica Simpson is like sexual napalm,” “my dick is sort of like a white supremacist,” “your body is a wonderland”) doesn’t want to comment on being called THE BEST? Not even an, “I’m flattered”??? OUCH. 

I am so old and I really do need to find new blogs to read, but from the beginning Jezebel never labeled themselves as a “feminist” blog. Every now and then a really amazing writer (like, say, Lindy West) comes around and gives us the illusion that this site is something more than it is, but it’s always been 60%…

Eh, the tagline for Jez is: “Jezebel: Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing. “ This type of content is Jezebel’s bread & butter. I get what you’re saying to a point, but am confused why you think Jezebel has ever been above this.

Hey, uh, filmmaker lady:

Woah, that actually made it more terrifying for me.

I’m obsessed with anti-aging and reading this comment was so soothing for me. I was like, “Yes, yes, tell me more, aww...”

Wandering eyes, defends Nate Parker, then puts his custody business in the news (possibly using children as a weapon in all of this, who knows...). He’s not the wokest woke anymore :/

LOL. To be so hated that even the Reddit guys don’t want to mess with you so you have to come hang with us Jezebels... rough livin’.

Not sure who lifted you out of the grays (wasn’t me as I’m gray myself), but since you are out, I should tell you at Jezebel, we talk about the following A LOT: