This happened to me decades ago in my misspent youth. Guy I loved with all my heart wanted an open relationship. I didn't, but said okay. I got a date the same day and he was SHOCKED. I can still taste the sweet revenge. It never occurred to him that I would get as much action as I did. He was, in all fairness,…

He's lost her. He doesn't know it yet but he has. Game over dude.

Most guys who think they "settled" have no idea that they actually hit the jackpot for their attractiveness level until there is some sort of rude awakening.

"An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him."

You forgot Royal Cock Blocker.

I can't believe they didn't end it with "EXECUTIVE PRODUCER DIRE WOLF"

In the criminal justice system, kin(g)slaying based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Westeros, the dedicated lords who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite tribunal. These are their stories. DUN DUN.

Ser Pounce! Or as he will eventually be known: King Pounce, First of His Mane, Defender of the Yarn, Keeper of Catnip, Mousebane.

f'real, bro

I bet that dog doesn't even lift

And they know it's a dinner jacket, not a 'tuxedo'.

Waistcoat too long, shirtsleeves too short, jacket sleeves too long. Needs more pocket watch.

Public school is the British term for private school (and particularly the prominent schools such as Eton/Harrow/Rugby). Public school in the American usage is called state school here.

"Public school" is what the poshest private schools are called in the UK. What Americans would call public school we call state school.

Just because you're biased doesn't mean you're wrong.

Anna Wintour: Why you always look like you smell poop gurl?

I know, it's funny to me how long ago my broke friends were doing ombre / recession hair cause they were broke students and servers. Who probably know the word "tailgate."

aren't we done with the "look at me mimicking someone who can't afford to color her roots" hair color?

Not to mention her gown, hair, and overall look for the Met ball was hilarious. But, I dislike SJP as an actor and I think her style is mad tacky for someone with so many resources, so I'm really too biased to judge accurately here.

Looks like that English public school education came in handy.