Does anyone else think Matt Lauer is starting to look like Alice Cooper? He has Coop face.

Soon it will be. Soon the only Halloween costumes anyone can wear will be paper bags with smiley faces drawn on them.

Really? Are we really taking political correctness that far? Are you now going to go on a rant about those photos of toddlers dressed as an old lady or the old man from up are offensive when in reality they're the cutest thing since kittens? Nope, I just can't with this.

Mine somehow managed to overcome my anti-dog-in-bed rule. With shiba power.

Even though it was all just a nightmare followed by a misinterpretation, The Wrong Parents made me feel a little like opting in for a therapy session or two. So primal and creepy.

sometimes it takes a child to raise a village.

Because that would contradict Jezebel's usual modus operandi: cleverly ignore certain parts of any study such that the author's clickbait argument is substantiated.

Why call out men in the title if both the article and the study each go on to say it an issue that both sexes are guilty of?

Let's all quit trying together!

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR ME.

First you say it's sad young women feel they need to carve their faces, then you say her nose was pretty bad. Bad how? And what is a good nose?

Judging people's decision about what to do with their own body is very un-feminist.

I will likely get ripped for this, but I have no problem with Lisa getting a nose job at 16.

How is it a "social experiment" to date one of your friends for a month and some change? Color me naive, but isn't that called "a regular fucking relationship"?

The song starts with the lyrics "When I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay" and goes on to tell his story and perception of "gayness". So I don't think Macklemore was attempting to make a "gay anthem" or speak for the LGBT community. The fact that the song became a hit and resonated with people speaks to…

You act like people have a finite amount of empathy and I feel like you only read the first half of what I wrote. But good for you for coming out so strong! You are definitely a very good not racist, which I guess is your point.

The Kermit the Fag comment is an example of something being taken out of context. It was said directly to the gay cast member by his friends as a joke, which he laughed at and specifically stated that he was not offended by it.

Oh come on. I'm no Thicke fan but to say that he was somehow in charge of that shitshow is just ridiculous. I think Miley is a powerful enough young woman to get what she wants, and to imply that she was just playing the "young near-naked woman" in a Thicke-controlled clusterfuck is just insulting to her.

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Okay, first: my comment about being able to do the same for humans was more about death with dignity and allowing people to make informed decisions with their doctors about when enough is enough, not about killing off anyone with a disability. I'm not into fucking eugenics.

"It should be noted that this Helen Razer person doing most of the criticizing of this campaign doesn't 'get' what 'rape culture' is, but hey, let's just entertain her argument on its own merit. . . ."