Who needs to opt out? Apparently, entire careers can be supported on writing weekly articles for magazines about the question of whether and why women should or should not work when said women are also moms.

I'm done with these fucking articles trying to make me feel guilty for my choices. I chose to have a child, knowing that in making that choice, my career would be put on hold. I don't care, I'm still happy with my decision.

What frustrates me most is that every one of these articles finds a way to hold individual women personally responsible for the absurd cultural dynamics in which we try to function. And it's becoming clear that no matter what you do, someone will tell you that you were wrong - and probably make you believe it.

I wish to fuck I could never work again.

All Democratic presidential candidates tend to lose weight in election years from a rigorous exercise regimen of bending over backwards to blow working class Appalachian white guys and Cardio Hippie Punching.

Acquisition as the pursuit of happiness is the reason most people collect. I'm a watch collector, and finding the perfect vintage piece with x heritage, and x features from x brand with complete documentation and materials is boner inducing. I hunt, like at least 1 hour a day online on classifieds on watch forums etc,…

My husband and I recently put together a rough plan that means that we can retire in 15 years. Now, every time I see something I want to buy, all I can think of is "No! Early retirement!" It really takes the fun out of shopping, and is making me a little testy about having to go to a wedding in Hawaii this fall for…

So i was very happy at the moment of the NOPE puppy and then I saw the puppies who had teacher dogs and teared up. This might be the greatest video on the internet.

There are similar genius puppies in this amazing compilation of puppies learning to go up and down stairs. I'll just leave this here.

Social contracts exist for a reason. Break them and well... gotta live with what you did. (Note: I think that applies equally to Weiner, as much as Leathers.)

I dunno - "scorn" means "To feel or display contempt or disdain for something or somebody" and all three of those words strike me as fine feelings for fame-hungry people with no clear skills or abilities other than being successful in their search for publicity.

I would not BLAME any third party. It's the married person's obligation not to cheat. But you don't have to be an accessory to the crime, you know? And it seems like every time a cheating story is on Jez, someone pipes up with the statement that it's unfair that the third party (usually female) gets more blame than…

I actually don't think she should have considered how her actions might have affected Abedin in the "omg think of the wife and children" sense, but I do think - and I'm just going to flag this as my opinion, and only my opinion - that anyone who willingly and knowingly hooks up with an unavailable person is not free…

"The 2nd party should not be responsible for the cheater's actions and the effect they have on their family."

"they yearn for attention. they want to know that they're still desirable to the average 20-something."

"But why shouldn't she capitalize on her newfound notoriety?"

I'm just trying to figure out, honestly, why there's a whole bunch of lauding this girl, but near universal distaste for DuPree, AnalTeenMom, and even Kim Kardashian, who turned their sex lives into profits as well. What am I missing? I'm not even trying to be snarky here, or obtuse. I just don't get it.

He is! I've said it before and I'll say it many more times: God bless Stephen Colbert. No irony. And I don't even believe in God! Stephen Colbert is so amazing he makes me believe in God, solely so that's there's something that can bless him. When we get to non-existent Heaven, Stephen Colbert will be sitting…

Stephen Colbert is a national fucking treasure. I'm laughing so hard at my desk right now.

This will get interesting...