I was just looking at a model online (yoga pants) and thought to myself, the hair is dyed to dead, and then the skin is browned (this is aussie, so she’s sunshine), and it looks not good. it’s. . .disturbing.

Dude, the bar is so low that it is hitting the molten center of the earth’s core.

“I’m not racist, I’ve never burnt a cross in anyone’s yard.”

Ah, the tried and true method of prefacing your complaint with “I’m not complaining, but.” Trumpistry at its finest.

The bar is literally “I’ve never called someone a racial slur to their face.” Is this what “Make America Great Again” was about?

You’d think they could hear the crinkling when they move, though.

Because the people she’s catering to want the women of their sexual fantasies (seriously, she wouldn’t have this show if she was fat and not young-looking) to be blonde, even if it’s just bottle blond.

Maybe their “colorblindness” explains their tanorexia? They lack the ability to tell when they’re so baked that it’s beginning to look tacky?

Not just racist white women! See also: racist white men.

why are the white women who “don’t see color” always looking like they fell asleep in a tanning bed tho

why do racist ass white women keep ruining their hair in the same way

When asked whether or not she’s racist or what, she responded “I’ve never used racial slurs to address people.

Best take away: “I don’t see color.”

Twist: Sometimes he wears a black hat.

I got rejected despite being third in my class and a bunch of other bs due to lack of leadership. It was totally political because the head teacher wasn’t a fan of me. My stepdad organized a meeting with her and the principal (he was pissed) and it basically came down to “sorry we can’t discuss the process but he’s…

This is beautiful and I wish the word “church” meant stuff like this every time. Signed, quakin’ in the Bible Belt

I’m thankful for my husband and my health, neither of which I deserve because of my decades-long commitment to dumbassery. The good fortune to have a job and lifestyle that make me feel lucky and happy. Cats that are aggressively healthy and beautiful. And yes, you guys! And television and weed.

Fellow NHS reject here. I had a 4.4 GPA on a 4.0 scale, started on three sports teams, played an instrument in band, and participated in several clubs and service organizations. I’ll never know why I didn’t get in. Total mystery. All of my friends got in, but not me.

I’m thankful for my dogs and having a roof over my head. I’m thankful that I have clean water and food in my pantry and fridge.

I’m so grateful for my husband, without whom I would not be fit to be seen in public since November eighth.