Netflix runs a show featuring not one heterosexual cis white male lead? Pick it apart, it had a few uncomfortable moments!

Idk if you really rescued your image with that comment, Kate.

I have literally no sympathy whatsoever for Canada Geese. If someone wants to, to pick a completely random example off the top of my head, hit one with a javelin, I'm totally OK with that.

I'd probably have more of a philosophical objection to eating horse if they stopped giving racehorses such stupid fucking names.

Not to mention ISIS. I mean, we have bigger fish to fry here, lady. You can't solve anything unless you solve my thing first.

children are also starving in africa so i don't know what she is complaining about

i'm actually going to be in austin this weekend, be sure to catch my SXSW panel on why it's so hard to be a white dude at SXSW

YOU GUYS I want an actual Muslim president so bad. It doesn't even matter where he or she stands on the issues; it would be worth it just to watch these morons cry and shit themselves.

...I could get them for you. For a price.

One of the reasons I love i09, where else does, "I'm reading a book..." show up in a discussion thread.

This is a bit closer -

The long forgotten bunny-snake!

Hi from Waffles!

Useless german lesson:

Shut UP Kenny, let me enjoy this!

Psst... Lioncat... you're talking to yourself.

Yeah, this just came from EGRPac.

LOL what are "pajamas"

Fedora industry pillar Matt Drudge.

I mutter "Fuck you" every time a toy requires anything other than 2 AA batteries.