And then, one day after the club and sleeping into 11:30 thing is long behind you, you have a kid who can't tell time yet and doesn't understand how Mommy can magically decide that he needs to fucking get in the car and go to school even though the sun just came up and it is clearly still jammy time! And on one level…

Because nothing screams dignity like someone taking a picture of you without permission in order to portray your life situation as a dire absurdity in contrast with the product they're trying to advertise.

Teach us your ways.

If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.

We're gonna need a bigger cross.

Dollar store Lenny Kravitz

Hot take: Yolanda is the best Real Housewife ever.

I hope LOGO is paying you for this shit because you've just upped their viewership. I have to start watching this now.

Y'know, I train and wrangle animals for commercials and film and I will say that their job— and mine— is a hell of a lot harder than an actor's.

He's like George Washington when he defeated The Al-Qaeda and commies at the Battle of 'Murica.

I am an old. One definition Urban Dictionary gives of "fleek" is "swavy" and this does not help me understand what fleek means...

My understanding, limited as it may be, is that this young girl would not have detonated the bomb herself no matter what, so the fact that she didn't is not probative. Someone else would have been in charge of the actual detonation.

Of course, very very few of these young women are acting out of conviction. They…

Life is scary, death is scary, the world is scary, the future is scary and unknown, shit doesn't make sense. Here comes someone who knows just how to talk to a certain kind of person, who says things that make all the scary things seem smaller, that makes the world seem to make sense, who is comforting and…

Until all Christians publicly condemn this sort of thing, I will continue to believe all Christians are pedophiles. It's only fair.

They're not in their right minds though, they're in a cult.

I'm so happy for Zephany's parents but I wonder how Zephany feels. The Guardian article didn't quote her and I can't imagine how hard it would be to find out the people you thought were your family were actually your abductors.

She's so far removed from the world I grew up in that she's almost an alien. Going hungry, seeing my Mom go without so that I could have seconds (and, sometimes, firsts), eating so many fucking eggs and potatoes, duct taping my glasses together because some idiot in school hit me in the face with a basketball and we…

whenever someone says that ("would you like fries with your order") as an insult to demean someone I cringe
what the fuck is wrong with having a job. that comment is so fucking classist and gross. get over yourself

No, it makes perfect sense. If you don't report the numbers, you can't compare which schools have the highest reported rates of sexual assaults. If you can't compare schools, you can't attempt to make informed decisions about which schools are safest, or at least have the best track record of dealing with these…

I apologize for the lack of white and gold llama content in this post.