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i read this as 'working for jesus' and i was like

Tip for TV journalists: if you want to know about whether or not a place is sexist, the best person to ask is a probably not one of the legislative branch's most clueless men.

It's not because she's a woman. It's because she is a comedy writer who created a show about a gynecology practice.

I'm just so very glad that we are talking about this problem. That we are being vocal about how it's not right and that we should not have to put up with it.
I was walking home yesterday from the market and some asshole did the "You'd look prettier with a smile" thing to me and I told him he'd be prettier if he just

Alas that I cannot interview her personally and inquire further. I shall be forever grieved.

well, you were the best of the bunch but you still look pretty shitty.

Ontario Provincial Police have released this dramatic recreation of the fight:

I keep getting the feeling that all of Canada's rudeness is being channeled through Justin Bieber. We broke it, so we had to buy it. No refunds. No wonder they apologize so much.

So, let me get this straight, Reddit.

So my brother's story.

I had to get an ultrasound when my IUD moved. It was in 3D and was pretty awesome. I should have asked for a print out.

There is hope! I come from a very long line of Arkansans who have lived in the south for generations (for reals, they came to Virginia and North Carolina on ships in the 1600/1700's or were native folks in the south) and are 1. SUUUPER religious and 2. Pretty damn conservative. My uncle is gay. He didn't come out

The only thing that'll stop a bad 9-year-old with a gun is a good 9-year-old with a gun.

At the very least she should be learning grammar if she's promoting education.

I just Google Image searched "classy lady bear." Why can't those skanky Noble High students dress more like this?

me: "what does a boner feel like?"

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

I have wide hips and carry a bunch of weight on my tummy but not on my ass or thighs and I'll say one thing: "skinny" Maternity Jeans have saved my life. Size down two or three sizes so the vanity size on the back is awesome (tee hee) but they also fit everywhere they should. I get the low-rise ones with a button and

That's what makes this especially stupid to me; if people want to protest Israeli goods, fine, I totally get that and I'm on board with it. But for fuck's sake, Kosher food?! How stupid do you have to be for that to be comparable.