It's not possible the police approached him for jaywalking. That's what's in the report. Even Ferguson PD acknowledge that Brown was not approached for anything more criminal than a simple misdemeanor. Even if Brown DID struggle, there was absolutely no reason to pull a gun on an unarmed civilian who had committed no…

"they provide ford for many a carnivore."

Your comment gave me the heartiest chuckle.

And when it drops to only one set of footprints? It's then that Dog carries you

Dog's version of the "Grapes of Wrath" speech: "Wherever Kendra Wilkinson is flushing her wedding ring down the toilet, I'll be there. Wherever Selena Gomez is rocking a tuxedo-style jumpsuit, I'll be there. Wherever LeBron James and Savannah Brinson are naming their baby Zhuri, I'll be there." Etc., etc.,…

Apropos of smuggling coke, last year I was visiting my parents at their cottage in Maine, flying into Boston. I got to the cottage and unpacked my suitcase and found a large rectangular package of white powder tucked between my sweaters. Just under a kilo. I nearly shit a brick.

i wonder if she can see Mecca from her kitchen window ????

I'm here in the comments to meet and greet all the people who want to tell me that this is "probably fake" or give me lengthy lessons on "how space travel doesn't work that way." I am here for you guys.

It sucks and it happens. I've corrected it and thanked the person who first pointed it out. I'm happy to do more, if you have any ideas for me, but I'm unwilling to kill or bleed over it. That's my limit.

First of all, this opens the door to plea bargain discussions, and shows the prosecutors aren't fucking around and the plea won't be community service. Secondly, charging a bunch of separate charges/counts gives the jury the opportunity to convict on a lesser count if they feel like 10 life sentences is too much,…

Oh hey, speaking of which, here's a list of Things People Fear Most by Religion, which is totally scientific:

Eh?

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone at that lovely ass."

Oh can I rant about the homeless one? Please?

I will absolutely be aware of this the next time I write an article on this topic. I have never been allowed to make retractions or corrections once the article goes up. The best I can do is apologise profusely in the comments and basically promise not to make the same mistakes in the future.

I'm a little uncomfortable with this article constant references to the "Muslim world." The Muslim world is not a monolith nor is it homogeneous; its incredibly diverse and has all sorts of tolerated gender and sexuality variations in its borders. There are the hijras in Pakistan and India, who often hold special…

any future offspring may well get my last name to prove I can.

Oh God. Last night my shiba decided he wanted to sleep RIGHT UNDER MY LEGS. Then, in the ultimate display of "animalsbeingjerks" he licked my leg in the middle of the night. I almost tossed him off the bed in a fit of disoriented grumpiness. When I realized the dog was licking me, I groaned and turned him on his…

"As a Jew, and as someone who has been raised to always support Israel (which, according to my parents, is my spiritual home, although I have never been)"

Now hold on- the commenters on the Gawker article ASSURED me Jezebel would have nothing to say! How am I supposed to gloat over the lack of balance in Jezebel coverage? Shucks. Back to old fashioned name calling I guess.