YUP! When I was pregnant my (then) boyfriend's cousin stopped by, ate my last muffin, then left me the empty container to clean up. I was pissed and hormonal and hungry, and I complained about it to my ex in front of my ex's father who then called the cousin that night and made him come over with a new pack of muffins…

No, I win. Nope. Nope nope. I win. Okay. Here goes. It's long but (I think) it's worth it.

Those images makes me feel like:

Pish Posh, we're pissed off just by livin' my man, just by livin'.

I thought we'd settled on hobby lobby?

Everybody at the Daily Mail is Rita Skeeter

I approve of this if two things are true:

That has happened to me. For one brief, glorious minute in 2013 everyone knew that I had not only watched "HoT BoyZ Make Luv VERY Swet" but liked it enough that I wanted to share it with the world.

That's what that extra set of footprints is up to, I suppose.

Ah, sales.

I think they must have a lot of guys going on hormone therapy and growing breasts so they can harass women in specialty lingerie shop dressing rooms. It's what's known as "the long con". It's not like they can just go anywhere at any time to harass women. For those guys it's convenient because they also need to buy…

...we were classmates. Oh my lordy.

YES!! Jez, cover this topic more!!

Well, there was the time my little sister thought it would be funny to make me a dating profile over at farmersonly.com. I didnt know about it until I googled myself during a job search and found something about how much I enjoyed mud slinging and pig wrassling.

This is the above-mentioned husband. It's not about a low threshold, but about something that specifically turns me on. I have beat off to FAR less, and on the other hand, I have been nonplussed by things that turn most of my male friends on.

this reminds me of Patrice O Neal saying if he ever goes out sailing he's gonna bring a white baby wearing Ugg Boots and clip it to his belt in case he gets lost

I'm just upset because I seem to be "ducking" all the time.

Book proposal: Everybody Sucks.

...Mr. Oldman....