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Nah. He sleeps on them—after he beats up the dog.

I am definitely with you. But full disclosure: I have walked right into a men's restroom before without even realizing. Let me tell you, shit happens.

Because even early humans recognized the need for care of the dead, for the sake of the living. Civilization isn't 100% great all the time, but this is a social rule that works. A world in which people are treated like "meat" when they're dead is one in which they're treated like "meat" when they're alive.

All I read was how she tried to delay potty training and my brain had a spasm

"I work out every morning... Sometimes I just see my friends lives get taken over by their kids..."

This has gone round and round in the original article, so the short version is that car seats are rear facing now, so the parent can't see the child. I think this is a big piece of it. Parents are tired, stressed, and being off the routine can make you forget and think that you did drop the baby off. Also, read this…

This is so surreal. I've been working with Ross on some nonprofit projects as of late, and he couldn't be a nicer guy. That child meant the world to him, and he is in absolute hell right now. Please send thoughts of sympathy to him and his family.

Pffft, sports ball.

It's not a matter of "forgetting" your child. It's about how your brain plays tricks on you when you fall into a routine. I've never gotten in my car and started driving somewhere and then realized, upon getting there, that I didn't remember the drive. My brain just doesn't work that way apparently. But most people…

If you are not a carrot, please don't have an opinion on carrots.

There is nothing 90's TV can't help.

Ahmed answered quietly, as before. "I guess it's me right now," she said.

So are you the one who decides what counts as "young people's clothes," then? That's wonderful! Finally, we've found the person with authority.

You don't have to cater. You just have to shut the fuck up and mind your own business. It's really easy.

Look, I'm just saying that it's rude of people to breast feed in places where I'm scooching my bare asshole over the tabletops! It's unsanitary. Please have some consideration for others.

OH MY GOD THIS COMMENT

I'm not really going to address the first point, because that context was never indicated at any point in this thread or the article it's referencing.

I didn't have room to include this in the piece, but this quote from Kimberly Theidon is heartbreaking:

Always eat pantsless!