I kinda enjoyed the sour ones. It took a few minutes for your taste buds to adjust (die), then they were just unusually strong.

Actually, I would love if these ads had women in them too, saying "I would if I could". Because it's fucking shitty to insinuate that all women can breastfeed and only men can't.

I think we all know who wrote this note.

God, I feel sorry for their kids.

Me, too. I'm always grabbing thekingoftheforest's ass. I just LOVE it.

I still think that box of Samoas was great in Winter's Bone.

Not in their religion. In their country. Big difference. Islam doesn't have any restrictions on what jobs women can hold; the Prophet's first wife was actually a merchant who hired him to do a deal for her. But, regardless, women in Saudi Arabia hold all kinds of jobs (I personally know a female architect and a…

Too long have Google-Americans suffered in our society.

You wake up every day hoping for an apocalypse because Evangelicals are dumb?

Is this why everyone's white?

I'm having the time of my life. I love fall and winter and completely despise spring and summer. This is nature giving me a few last days of happiness before my reverse SAD kicks in.

If Nobel nominees are kept secret for 100 years, why are there fifty articles about Snowden being nominated for the peace prize in 2014? That's not a very well-kept secret.

I did the breatherian diet for a month once. I wound up looking like Ken.

A giant twinkie would absorb a lot of energy.

Cheers to her and all, but in general I simply do not understand people who confuse a uterus with a clown car.

I am missing the injustice here; she wants city services but not to pay city taxes. She admits to using the sewer lines but not paying the bills. They capped her sewer because she wouldn't pay to use it like all of her neighbors were. She's not in trouble for using solar power. She's in trouble for using an…

Wait, is this just a ruse to get people to find dudes in drag you to ogle?

DISCLAIMER: You may not agree with what I have to say here. What you read may piss you off. I'm fine with that. In fact, I'm so fine with it that I've decided that I won't even challenge what you reply back with. Why? I'm done arguing about this with people. I've heard your views and the reasoning you use to support…

Jon Snow and Ygritte's daughter?

So glad once again that I moved from NYC to New Orleans. Life is essentially a bottomless brunch here.