If the measure of a civilization is how it treats its weakest members, the U.S. is failing. Miserably, and on all counts.

No one is saying we are as bad as they are. But if we do what we originally got angry at them for doing, which is drawing conclusions based on no evidence, then we are yes, as wrong as they are.

As soon as it came out, native New Yorkers were yelling at it for not knowing where it was going and getting in the way.

This baby will never be sick. A filthy sidewalk in NYC has fortified this child's immune system to levels never seen before.

Dear Parents,

My scifi inclination is telling me that those anti-vaccer's have allowed the polio virus to incubate and mutate in humans, such that the efficacy of the old vaccine is diminished.

"Muslim women aren't allowed to travel alone"

The same way Christians aren't allowed to eat shellfish? Because yeah, I've got a lot of solo stamps in my passport.

It's like you don't even know what the internet is for.

Travis County records show "Abraham, Farrah" as the owner of the address listed on the builder site. Maybe she bought it furnished.

You really expect citation from someone who says things like "This has been proven with science"?

For that price you could just hire someone to hide in your house and throw oranges across the room.

I wonder if this has ever happened in NYC? One time, my friend was in a market in the UWS and a rat jumped out of the produce. IT JUMPED OUT OF THE PRODUCE.

Good for you! More time to eat your user name.

But she looks so hungry, and I brought this bag of stale scorn all the way to the bridge so it wouldn't go to waste!

And with the code INEEDAHANDBAGHDAD get $10000 off.

OR, she's cash-poor because it took her a quarter of a million dollars to legally extricate herself and her child from an abusive relationship. Her "$3 million dollar settlement" wasn't just a briefcase of cash that Mel handed to her. It includes the presumed value of living in a $1.8 house for 16 years. (Which btw,…

True to his band's name, the guy from Korn has a way of reappearing after you'd forgotten all about him.

dude that kid just made my uterus cry

"I've never felt this way before." Yeah, right.

I don't think it's well enough understood just how terrible the vast majority of the service economy is on human dignity.