This mother fucker.

Best case scenario.

I watched this video, like, twelve times in a row with a goofy smile on my face. Two kids in, and I still don’t hold mine when they’re that little with such ease.

Oh, don’t let his demeanor fool you. He has helped to enact some of the most anti-abortion laws in the country, he just does it quietly. They pass without much notice here (though we’re trying time change that), they sneak them bills and he signs them in. Keeping it quiet has worked for him well here so far, but I…

I would laugh. While I was waiting to be admitted with our second and having a particularly painful contraction, he was taking pictures and I got mad at him. Then after the kid was born, he showed me that he photoshopped demon eyes onto it and I laughed for days.

Every word of this is just a damn delight.

This is pure gold.

I’m the opposite. I LOVE being pregnant, but once the kid comes out, I’m all, “UGH KIDS ARE SO ANNOYING I JUST WANT SLEEP.”

I watched a longer version from another student, and it sounded like some of them spoke up a little afterwards, but it is still heartbreaking.

Why are we surprised that our students react to things with violence when they are shown that is how they should react? Adults (teachers, officers, parents) need to set the example, and I don’t think it’s such a leap to say that the example shouldn’t be fucking body slamming teenagers.

NOOOOOOO

As always, everybody is just awful.

I believe it! Adoption isn’t a cure-all like these people want it to be.

I was escorting this weekend, and there were two signs I particularly appreciated: “No more baby parts for Lamborghinis!!!” and “We will adopt your children!!”

There isn’t a lot you get to control about pregnancy. You gain a ton of weight, you bloat, you’re hormonal, you get acne, your organs shift, etc. Sometimes you cling to whatever you CAN control. For me, it made me feel better to know that my legs and vag were shaved. Do doctors and nurses care about that? Probably…

Possible? Probably! Easy? Nope. You’ve got a big old belly to maneuver around, you have to find a comfortable position to do it, you have to hold the mirror and shave while trying trying to balance. Much easier to have your partner do it ;)

Oh, I was the same way! It’s like, you already feel self-conscious with your goods all just hanging out, you at least want some manicured scenery to make up for it. Shave for your husband? Fuck that. Shave for a person that’s basically a vag factory? Obviously.

That’s the ONLY salon I ever want to go to!

That’s what I’m here for- population control.