My husband also shaved my fun parts when I was too pregnant to do it myself. He was way more meticulous about it and it was terrifying.

We should be allowed time criticize countries like Saudi Arabia and not be labeled anti-Islam, just like we should be able to criticize Israel without being antisemitic. While a country may have a state-sponsored religion, that doesn’t mean that they are the poster child for the religion. Some fucked up shit happens…

If they haven’t acknowledged anything yet, I doubt they will. It will probably just fade into obscurity, with the eye rolling kept to themselves!

Yes. The humor did not hit the mark on a really awful subject. Even if the guy really did look like Drake.

What? Since when are you in the grays?

Umm, this gives me a case of the weirds. Is it just me?

This story is everything. I have so many people in my Facebook feed that love this guy, and now I can finally agree.

My husband forgot about a pack of straight blade razors in his bag, but it was the bottle of sunscreen that got thrown out and almost made us miss our connecting flight.

Nonsense. I would be excited to go to a wedding with pizza and spaghetti instead of subpar chicken supreme! It’s your wedding, you do you.

Exactly. They secured an agreement, so the legislature made it insufficient.

I am certainly just a very small, inconsequential cog in the pro-choice machine here! I only become involved in the last year, and most of the credit is owed to the tireless workers at the clinic, their lawyers, some friendly media presence, and the NARAL coordinators! I’ve been very fortunate to be even remotely…

Please don’t ever say President Lindsay Graham again. That is terrifying.

And then if you manage to find one, they pass a law that says it has to be closer. Fuck them.

Yeah, dude. When he says he’s the most pro-life politician in the race, he means it. Our clinic has its head on the chopping block.

We’ve been working hard to keep our clinic, Capital Care Network, open. Every time, you jump through a hoop, they pass another one. We have had, and are working on, a series of demonstrations, but unless the private hospitals step up or the laws are struck down, another one will bite the dust. Fuck Kasich.

How many nations can we start wars with in two weeks? Think we can even get Canada in that time?

I think she gets a bad rap. She’s very talented and passionate, and some people don’t know how to respond to that level of conviction. She reminds me of friends I had in high school that were very into theater (and still are). Very smart, talented, and passionate, but without the proper amount of ‘cool’ to offset it…

Thank you for hangry. Approximately 312% of my arguments with Mr. Cheeze are because I’m hangry.

Is this an Onion article? Is Jezebel going for a new satire angle? Please...

Always appropriate.