BUT ARE YOU MISTER BRENT OR MISTER BRAD?

For a bit of politics fun, please check out Opal Covey. She is running for mayor of Toledo, Ohio (for the fourth time) and she is just...she is just a goddamned delight.

Annoying radio hosts, for the win!

It has now been taken down, and they are taking requests for what should replace it. They’ve quite enjoyed the controversy.

Don’t call me Shirley!

Imma just leave this right here.

Do over!

Ha! Typical wedding food ;) For being pretty standard seasoned chicken breast, though, it was damn good!

God help me the day I find neither Paul Rudd nor farting funny. God help us all.

We put it both on the invitation (Adult Only Reception) and the RSVP cards. We filled in how many “spots” were reserved for the person, and they filled out how many of those “spots” they’ll be using. We allowed our immediate family to bring kids (or if they were coming from out of town and had no other option”, as…

I found myself defending her to my husband in the car one day, and got really confused on how that happened. All the haters went to the left and there was no more room left, I had to go right.

Team When Nature Calls is Way Better Than Pet Detective.

Every time we’re at Vegas, I pretend to be someone else. We don’t get to choose our own identities, though- we choose each other’s. People believe everything in Vegas. EVERYTHING. Generally, it’s such something porn-related, as people seem to think that is much more realistic in Veags. Last time, there was a porn…

Holy crap, I love everything about this. Your dress is freaking amazing, you look amazing, and I think I’d kill somebody for those shoes, no lie. And the earrings! And the glasses!

They were a little bland, but aesthetically? So damn worth it.

I love you, and I’m not successful, so you’re safe!

It’s pretty, resolution be damned!

I didn’t realize everyone would post on here, I consider this a success. And since I can’t edit my post, and I can’t choose just one (I’m a failure), here they shall stay.

Or you maniacally laughing over the ashes?