My husband is the same way...ornery, private husbands unite!

Oh no, I’m so sorry! But what an amazing picture to remember him by :)

You mean you don’t normally cry in a mosh pit? Nonsense.

Your husband’s gramps looks like a damn delight, and I want to have a drink with him! Also, you looked amazing, and your family seems ridiculously awesome.

This is absolutely delightful. I love you and your family.

1- APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING

Uh, excuse me, this is adorable.

Yes, I love the ugly cry!

As suggested by VonQueso, I would love a post of users’ favorite wedding pictures. I unashamedly love looking at other people’s wedding pictures, and I think it’d be fun to post one picture that reflects our weddings!

Yeah, man. I’m worried for you.

Impossible. I live in a constant state of near outrage.

Jesus takes my wheel, you don’t scare me!

If a PINTEREST page is the biggest worry for your child’s education, you’ve got a great fucking school system.

Raisins are an abomination, put here on Earth by God to weed out the soulless among us who consume their wicked wrinkles.

I would hand over whatever I had if someone threatened my with an oatmeal raisin gun.

Raisins should not be in a goddamned cookie.

I love it! Everything about it is super pretty, and I love your earrings :)

No, I would love the shit out of that post. I am the person on Facebook that loves to look at other people’s wedding pictures (and pictures of kids, selfies, etc.). I think the biggest problem would be many of us not wanting to get doxxed, you know? I’m sure many of my friends assume comment on here, but only my…

But if you admit that it is in a creepy way, does that negate the creepiness? Like, being a creep is supposed to be on the DL, now you’re just all main-streaming it and shit. Now it’s just a quirk.

Hey, you look great! I love seeing pictures of commenters (not in a creepy way, I swear).