I did not, but I am not happy cry person. I think I may have teared up a bit when I was proposed to, and popped a couple of tears when my kids were born, but that’s it.

Battle of the Blondes: Defeating the Dreaded Troll.

That is my dream. Not the dude, the giant bag of popcorn. I want to go to town on that mother fucker.

She literally ran away from the reporter. That is some fucking major league question avoidance, and it is hilarious. Awful, but just so hilarious.

I would build the most ridiculous fucking house. Not just average wealthy gaudy, but really awesome and weird. There are many requirements, some more weird than others: a environmentally-conscious as possible, huge porch, private balconies, an absolutely giant walk-in closet (the kind that has its own sitting room), a…

I just keep it in my purse made of pita bread.

We never go anywhere without hummus. I keep some in a flask at all times, in case of emergency.

Bullshit on my comment or the article?

I hate when politicians’ kids get sucked into the spotlight, but this one is also 22 and sounds like a dumb fuck (stop driving drunk). I’m torn.

And if the cart is sturdy enough that I can jump on it and ride it into the cart corral like a teenager, even better.

I left a cart in the middle of the parking lot once.

Invest in a bidet! I used to hard core make fun of my husband for using one, but now I am all about it. When it comes to period poops, having a bidet is amazing. Or if you have numerous hemorrhoids (yay childbirth), it makes you feel SO much cleaner. They are also relatively inexpensive. For around $70, you can get a…

Feminism has finally won! We’re equal!

Mothers unite!

Even Tina Belcher would not like this butt.

Oh no, definitely don’t be scared! I honestly think I’m in the very minority, most people I know experienced some discomfort, at most. Don’t be afraid to have lube on hand and use it...you’ll probably be a bit nervous, and it might make it a little more dry in there than you would like, so that is a big help :)…

Totally! I, also, would not post it, but I don’t see much problem if someone else feels comfortable, you know?

-Hymens typically have openings? Cool, didn’t know that. Always interesting to learn more about your body!
-In rare cases, 1 in every 200, the opening is so small, something may my be able to entry it comfortably or at all. Well that doesn’t sound that rare, only 1 out of every 200, but okay.
-” But in most women, by…

Team Oblivious. I couldn’t think of a single story.

I mean, is the objection to the picture because you don’t think people should post pictures of themselves breastfeeding at all, or just the combo of this shouldn’t be posted?