Yes, but we certainly weren’t going for any originality awards the first time around; it was pretty standard stuff, with me obviously taking more of the passive role. However, it was not my husband’s first time, so it wasn’t a case of two dum dums trying to figure things out, you know?

They certainly have!

Once. We did it once.

THANK YOU. All these ridiculous names for restaurants drive me nuts. I thought I must have missed some inside joke (though it would still annoy the shit out of me). JUST SAY LITTLE CAESARS, OLIVE GARDEN, AND APPLEBEE’S.

I get it, it’s a crappy situation for all of you to be put in. I mean, except for the dude, of course.

That blows!

I mean, it’s a nice thought, but it’s less of a nice thought when you realize how many SNA recipients don’t have access to that kind of food. Fresh vegetables and fruits are definitely not a given.

Could you have refused to move?

I mean...am I the only one not clutching my pearls about this? Yeah, I wouldn’t do it to another kid, but is it really the end of the world? Plus, isn’t the handle in his mouth?

We should be best friends, I made Mr. Cheeze pancake penises for breakfast.

OMG I feel so badly for her. I’m getting hot just watching it (not in the sexy sex way)...I would totally have cried, too.

It sounds like her Mom is supportive, which is great!

Thank you for catching that! It's been about ten years since I made that mistake in person, I guess my fingers are a little behind the times!

Then I hope that everybody shuts the fuck up about it, anyway.

Well hey there, neighbor- we have a place on Clark Lake ;)

People are awful. Driven by morbid curiosity, I often find myself in the comments sections of links on Facebook. Followed by anything about Islam, there is no worse, awful, hateful, and bigoted mentality than with transgender people. It's frightening.

If it is true (and even if it's not, I suppose), what an awful experience it must be to have your transition play out in the public eye.

Geez. I was already feelin' the melon collies today, and now this!

I was sad afterwards, but only because I had so much goddamned fun at my wedding that I wished it could have lasted longer!