I’d start by disowning any friends and family you have who have ever voted Republican

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!

So weird, Cleveland doesn’t have a professional football team either.

Cleveland has a comic book convention? Asking for a friend.

Mayonnaise is too spicy

You’re right. It wasn’t Draymond that was kicking and stomping everyone’s balls. It were the refs, mind-controlled by LeBron in the stands.

People hate the Warriors because Draymond is a dick kicking asshole and their bandwagon tech-bro fanbase is annoying.

i wish when i lied that i was able to believe myself as well as drumpf does when he lies.

My fathers house is less than a mile away from there and I had to Google Maps it because I didn’t believe you.

I don’t understand why Crowder has a problem with it. It’s nothing personal. Boston fans just likee players like Heyward. Those sort of Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, John Havlicek types. You know, with that Bob Cousy determination and Dave Cowens fight.

Who else is also relieved that, upon further inspection, Isiah Thomas is not actually having another moment?

Or the Chuck Klostermann piece about how Shaq’s tenure with the Celtics was secretly underrated so much that it may be trending toward overrated in an underrated sort of way.

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

“Clinton tries to ally herself with the “common folk,” but she comes of as pandering and fake. Trump does it too, but at least he seems real, especially when he is eating KFC.”

This is an awful opinion.

Warriors fan, eh?

Which is why you’d never see a superstar play for a midmarket team in a cold shithole like Cleveland?

Did you know Gates played college basketball?

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”