I know it’s subjective, but ‘There Will be Blood’ was one of the most boring (pun intended!) films I’ve ever sat through (albeit mercifully not in a single sitting!). Only watched it through because I was stuck with it while travelling. You’d have to give me an oil well to watch it again!

Bumbaclot!

I swear they need to institute a rule that if a coach elects to punt from anywhere inside the opponents 50 the fans get to vote if he should be fed to a pit full of tiger sharks.

No one is really dumb enough to think race had anything to do Chip’s (often bad) decisions in Philly, right?

Never a bad time to remember Cardale Jones’ tweets

His voice is like the grown-up version of Kyle’s cousin from South Park.

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

That taunting penalty is one of the dumbest and worse calls I’ve ever seen

I crossed the rice mob once. Got mixed up in a turf war between “Uncle” Ben and the Roni family.

Thanks, NahNotHearingIt.

When I hear the word, I always think of the Evil Cartman episode of South Park where Cartman keeps saying Hella

Yet you decided to comment. And we all benefitted.

“My roommate said to me, ‘I’m gonna go shave and use the shower; does anyone need to use the bathroom?’ It’s like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.” - Mitch Hedberg

Do the Cardinals have a bunch of games left vs the Braves?

No way that could have been a race thing at all. It clearly makes sense to hate a rookie in 2003 when he would eventually play against your team in the playoffs in 2008.

Color me stunned that the Patriots fan has hated LeBron since he entered the league as an 18-year old.

Hear it from Patriots fans!

A drunk yinzer (redundant, I know) tried to fight another guy in a Steelers jersey...because the guy was from Boston.