What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

*cough* Thank you to Bill Simmons *cough* Thank you to Grantland *cough*

Probably about 60% of NBA conversations between me and my friend.

but it’s not the Song of the Summer.....

There were four witnesses who claim that the altercation didn’t happen.

You should read the article. It’s a good one I think!

One stupid tweet, notwithstanding, I feel the need to mention that Cardale Jones did graduate. By all accounts from some friends at OSU, he was a good student and an asset to their classes.

Jason Kipnis and Mike Napoli built a shrine between their lockers, complete with travel-sized rum for Jobu... It’s not a coincidence.

The last 10 minutes were just Darke and McMenamin taking a giant crap all over the English squad. It was wonderful.

Always refreshing to see a stupid, real hot take as a rebuttal to a stupid, sarcastic hot take.

The Indians couldn’t beat the Tigers to save their lives the past few years, so I’ll happily take this role reversal.

I have no loyalty to my digital minions. Once your 30+, I’m looking for your replacement.

Yo will someone put JR on a god damn form of currency already? This man is a fucking american hero.

Oladipo is basically a consistent version of what Dion Waiters offered glimpses of in these playoffs. And with Westbrook and Durant he wont be pressured to handle as much of the ball. With Duncan looking done, it could be a two team race out West next year. Of course I’ve thought that about Duncan the last couple…

I wonder what your motivation for this article was?

An upset Kevin Draper, on the other hand, is definitely something to celebrate.

I remember watching one of the last press conferences Lebron had when he was a senior in high school. (Ha ha. Think about the statement I just typed—how fucking awesome has this guy’s life been?) So a reporter tried to zing him by bringing up the fact that it was a little suspicious a kid “from your background” was…

Don’t be fooled by these blocks that he got.

Who does Darlington Nagbe have to kill to get into the starting XI?

Wyh this now, Dwyane?