I love your comment in relation to your username.

Just go watch the 30 Rock episode "Klaus and Greta" (S4E9) and it'll pretty much tell you everything you need to know

LOLLLL. Asking a friend's parents to drive you somewhere is TOTES THE SAME as asking a friend's parent to take you to prom and then blasting pictures of her in a bikini on Twitter to see if you could really get her to do it.

Why have I never had any friends with hot dads? Life has cheated me.

I'm hoping it's because he stole the mascot animal of the Derry High School Dairy Cows on the rich side of town and led it into the third floor girls' bathroom and it had to be lifted out by crane and it was the best prank EVER and everybody wanted to elect him Prom King but the principal was a total buzzkill and put…

OR a hitachi....those things are bloody expensive!

Madison is pretty cute and smart (and clearly a budding thespian) but her unseen parents are awesome...she is clearly getting a whole lot of intellectual stimulation at home. When I see kids who have no books at home, a little part of my heart dies. Let's hear it for parents who read with their kids and give them…

NO. No. NO. It ISN'T different. WE'RE FAT. Let's just let the word do its work and be an adjective.

Jesus; she's old enough to be his mother...

Good question, Jean-Paul Sarte.

His claim that virgins who wait until marriage and are faithful are not at risk for STDs is pretty much correct (you could get scabies from a gym towel, I suppose).

However, the message he's tacitly sending with that claim - that people who contract STDs deserve them because God is punishing them for sinful behavior -…

Yeah, sorry to agree with someone from Duck Dynasty, but if two people without STDs get together, stay together and don't mess around with anyone else, they're not gonna contract an STD. All that biblically correct rhetoric is infuriating, but his point is valid.

I understand the desire to hate the guy but he didn't say anything wrong. The delivery was poor but what is actually "nonsensical" about it?

Biblical sex, ie. between a male virgin and female virgin who are monogamous...Will probably not have STDs. I mean, how?

My boyfriend went to college with him. He saw it happen and said the same thing. She touched the camera, he yelled at her (looking like he was going to cry, I might add) and punched her like a lunatic without any warning. Then he ran away. Dozens upon dozens of people witnessed some, if not all, of this unfold.

Yes, people are that paralyzed by action. I've been beaten up by a guy on drugs having a psychotic break (or something) at 2:00 on a Sunday afternoon on a major street corner in front of 30 witnesses. Nobody stepped in; only three people called the cops. A friend was murdered not ten days ago, beaten to death by…

It helps to read the story...even just a little.