This. I was too busy being 14 and listening to my sister’s Embrace albums.

How is one of them not Ian Ziering? So sleazy. Like, I'm dumbfounded. I bet you it is Steve but she's too embarrassed to admit it.

KMy current boyfriend and I broke up a little over 6 months into our now 1.5 year relationship. That motherfucker ghosted me for like 2 days and I called and broke up with him.

I am best friends with a rich San Diegan who informed me that twice this weekend their 20 gallon pond leaked so they refilled it. Twice. She felt bad, her mom did not.

I dunno. Maybe they do fall in love more frequently and easier than women do... but they just suck at being in love and that's why they are all dumbasses and dicks all the goddamn time?

I used that NoPoo they make for a month. Today I gave in and went back to good ol' Pureology. I need lather! I need everything! Such a greasy mess. I washed today with my old go to and my boyfriend told me my hair looked nice and asked what I did differently.

I used that NoPoo they make for a month. Today I have in and went back to good ol' Pureology. I need lather! I need everything! Such a greasy mess. I washed today with my old go to and my boyfriend told me my hair looked nice and asked what I did differently.

One of my favorite Sephora visits ever:

Oops

Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman. Always have to pause and think so I say the correct name.

Thank you, Belly Up, for hosting this glorious moment.

Jennifer doesn't deserve an Oscar!!

Ageist.

Am I the only fat girl who isn't offended by this? I get it's probably some asshole move by some asshole who works on the website, but I really don't find it offensive