“I don’t know man. Is there a mirror in the room with the cup?” - A-Rod

Coincidentally, A-Rod became a jerk-off in a cup.

Chris Evans is like “Man, do I have some links to send you after this.”

Yes. It is a red herring that a famous person’s life and career is ruined by a false rape accusation. That simply doesn’t happen.

I’ve traveled a lot, and Chicago is one of my favorite cities. Much needs to be done, so, so much. But the way some people write it off is sad. They have no idea what they're missing.

Hate Rahm. Love Chicago. And I want better for my city, and the people who call it home.

Bullet Control: Would work for both law enforcement and the public.

I have so many questions for a dude who buys matching cars with his friend.

We’re in Kentwood, and the weirdest thing about that storm was how erratic the power outages were - you’d have pockets with power mixed in between a bunch that didn’t. We rarely if ever lose power, but it took them five days to restore the power and we aren’t even in a rural area - those poor souls had to wait up to…

matt damon once stole my taxi, realized he stole my taxi, and then got out so i could get my taxi and gave me a $50 because he felt so bad about it. matt damon is fucking awesome.

I didn’t form an opinion of either the complainant or Patrick Kane based on this story. I already know Kane is an entitled jackass; that opinion hasn’t changed. I don’t know if Kane is a rapist; that opinion hasn’t changed. I don’t know if the complainant is a victim, a liar, misremembering events or whatever; that…

but I can’t just presume he didn’t unless there’s concrete proof

I am so sorry. This is probably one of the only times since I left Chicago that I am glad I am not there. I hope people stop talking about it soon for your sake.

Can we talk bout the labeling situation here: why is this woman always referenced in articles as “Kane’s accuser” and NOT “Kane’s alleged victim.”

Having been through a rape trial, there’s thousands of reasons your average victim would be discouraged from moving forward with charges, let alone when it’s so high profile. I’m actually always a little stunned when victims sacrifice themselves to go through with it, because it is truly awful.

So, keeping track once again:

Hahahahaha, oh Brayden, darling, did you read that delightful new Bruce Williams column in the daily print out of the internet that one of our several butlers brought us this morning?

Mine too! Does that one belong to Gilbert Blythe?

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.