I posted the same thing but posted Hansel doing it. Ah but I'm in the grays. Great minds!

I see you with your Pushing Daisies reference, Madeleine. Pie-Maker Lee Pace gave me many pants feelings.

I was just going to write that when Hiddles gets married, it's going to be a very dark day full of tears and rending of garments.

OK, Jezebel writers, can we make a pact please: if Tom Hiddleston ever marries I DO NOT WANT YOU TO TELL ME, EVER, DO YOU HEAR ME????

Also, kinda circa Party Monster.

Waukegan is my hometown. It's also home to a notary who pretended to be a lawyer to defraud immigrants seeking green cards ("notario" is a term used for lawyers in some Spanish-speaking countries). We have a disproportionately high number of scumbags for a town of that size. :/

And today's award for "Worst" goes to Catherine Crump of Waukegan, Illinois! Congratulations, Catherine! You are officially The Worst! Well done!

OH MY GOD FLYING WITHIN CANADA SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN. I am picturing a lot of "I'm so sorry that your baby's crying, eh, can I help, eh?" and "would you, eh, like my blanket for the baby, eh?" and some "I am so sorry that the baby's milk landed on me and I wasn't able to find a receptacle to catch it in, and it got…

Just for funsies, a quick correction: Victorian era: 1837-1901. Mary I reigned 1553-1558, in the Tudor era.

No, but as an Illinois native and niece of a (retired) Chicago cop, that city is corrupt as fuck and I think her concerns were very understandable.

Well shit, now they have to re-write the whole fifth season of Downton Abbey.

Yes. My divorce felt like death. I mourned my relationship- I mourned the loss of the person I thought I'd married, I mourned the loss of his lovely family, and I mourned the loss of the plans we'd made for our future. I mourned the baby I would never have (we'd been talking about starting a family.) And I felt in a…

"Back Home Ballers" was worth it for the wifi joke alone. I had tears streaming down my face. I may also be guilty of pretend napping to avoid helping.

Nope. Wispy little voice then really pushed belt with a lot of help from the studio. I respect Meryl Streep, but next to Bernadette Peters—who sang this live night after night—there's just no comparison. Peters had the acting chops and the voice—she brought exquisite nuances to this song.

Production looks gorgeous…

Bernadette is awesome. Meryl is good and all, but why on earth didn't they cast Bernadette?

I want this to be good.

This is actually the President Cow, and the others are the Secret Service protective cow detail...

i feel like almost all the ladies made a pact to dress like fancy couches and frankly they all look gr8