I posted the same thing but posted Hansel doing it. Ah but I'm in the grays. Great minds!

I see you with your Pushing Daisies reference, Madeleine. Pie-Maker Lee Pace gave me many pants feelings.

I was just going to write that when Hiddles gets married, it's going to be a very dark day full of tears and rending of garments.

OK, Jezebel writers, can we make a pact please: if Tom Hiddleston ever marries I DO NOT WANT YOU TO TELL ME, EVER, DO YOU HEAR ME????

Also, kinda circa Party Monster.

Waukegan is my hometown. It's also home to a notary who pretended to be a lawyer to defraud immigrants seeking green cards ("notario" is a term used for lawyers in some Spanish-speaking countries). We have a disproportionately high number of scumbags for a town of that size. :/

And today's award for "Worst" goes to Catherine Crump of Waukegan, Illinois! Congratulations, Catherine! You are officially The Worst! Well done!

OH MY GOD FLYING WITHIN CANADA SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN. I am picturing a lot of "I'm so sorry that your baby's crying, eh, can I help, eh?" and "would you, eh, like my blanket for the baby, eh?" and some "I am so sorry that the baby's milk landed on me and I wasn't able to find a receptacle to catch it in, and it got…

Just for funsies, a quick correction: Victorian era: 1837-1901. Mary I reigned 1553-1558, in the Tudor era.

No, but as an Illinois native and niece of a (retired) Chicago cop, that city is corrupt as fuck and I think her concerns were very understandable.

Well shit, now they have to re-write the whole fifth season of Downton Abbey.

Yes. My divorce felt like death. I mourned my relationship- I mourned the loss of the person I thought I'd married, I mourned the loss of his lovely family, and I mourned the loss of the plans we'd made for our future. I mourned the baby I would never have (we'd been talking about starting a family.) And I felt in a…

"Back Home Ballers" was worth it for the wifi joke alone. I had tears streaming down my face. I may also be guilty of pretend napping to avoid helping.

i feel like almost all the ladies made a pact to dress like fancy couches and frankly they all look gr8

I love that Geek Love is finally getting its due.
One thing that should be mentioned between this and American Freak Show has to be Carnivale.

Not a cat, but this has become my brain bleach of choice: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy-u43…

These douchecanoes pretend their right to speech is under duress when really what they're saying is "I'm mad that my words have consequences that I don't want them to have". Change your pissy diapers, manchildren. It's time to grow up.