Dude, you might want to go to a proctologist. I feel like the Wiz are on their way to something great here. Which means you could be in stage 1 or something right about now.

Burneko, after looking into your crystal ball: 1, will Bradley Beal play more than 70 games this season? 2, will the Wizards ever win 50 games or more?

Samer, it’s a well known fact that Washington is a visionary franchise. We rest our head coach during the regular season so Playoff Randy is good to go. And boom! Fat Kyle Lowry is run out of the league under a flurry of 3’s. What is it going to take for the lame stream media to pay attention to Washington sports?…