I worked in QA for a commercial software company. I got kicked out of an “all hands” meeting one day for telling the President the reason the ship date was not going to be met was that Engineering didn’t deliver the alpha code for testing until about two hours before the meeting.

I just realized “the Donald” is the screaming four year old that somebody brought to the party and is not being supervised by a responsible adult.

“ I would also venture that much of the shitty behavior that you observe in children is the result of adults not treating them like they are people.”

Been there (number 2) done that and glad to have realized what was happening and knowing I could handle it.

Don’t forget to save the bread!

I was going to come back at you with a sarcastic cutting response, but I was rendered speechless by the suggestion that either of those douchebags could be the cultural equivalent of Easy rider.

FUGLY!

ZX11 Ninja, because it’s fast, like a marsupial.

That has an insatiable craving for pickles.

She was trying to fill her monogrammed thermos.

Download WiFi Analyzer for Android. It’s freeware. It will show your relative strengths of all access points within 2 or three houses. It clearly shows how signals drop off as you move around. BTW DC to AC inverters can cause issues. I had to change out the inverter on my solar power setup and the wireless went to…

I worked for a company building PCs. We got a call from one of our customers complaining that his PC ate floppy disks. He claimed he would insert one into the floppy drive, close the latch and it would disappear. Unable to help him over the phone, we suggested he return the PC to the factory for service. When it…

First year, 2002 Saturn Vue V6 AWD. The clam shell surrounding the AC unit inside the cabin was vertically split and held together with adhesive, water based adhesive. It leaked into the foot well on the passenger side through three attempts to repair. Finally Saturn changed the adhesive and it got fixed.

They hate everybody, separately, but equally.

My son had a Ball Python he had received several years ago for his birthday. This snake was a great pet for an inattentive tween, since it only ate once a month. We were out to dinner one night and he decided (my son, not the snake) that since the reptile store was nearby, that he would pick up a rat for the snake…

John Kameroff, you sir, are hilarious. A tip of the monogrammed thermos to you.

Taser

Bribes! Dollars for grades, or as mine got older, 3 A's get's you that new laptop you wanted.

I wrenched when I was young and broke. Full transmission rebuilds on bikes to engine swaps on cars. Now that I'm old, er, older yeah, I drive newer vehicles with warranties but still wrench my bike, cause it's my bike. Taught my sons to do their own oil and rotations. When time comes we'll do the engine swaps too, but…

There has to be a joke about a timing chain and a clevis pin in there somewhere.