served in a thermos, at room temp.

I went to a CB with about 8 of my friends. We all ordered our meals. All but mine came out together. I was assured mine was on it's way (biscuits and gravy, difficult, right?). Everyone is finished eating and I still don't have my meal. The manager came around and apologized, telling me my meal was on the house.…

I find it interesting/enlightening that there are always more Asians than any other ethnicity present when I eat at Panda Express.

*sips skinny whole-milk nonalcoholic Irish macchiato* from their monogrammed thermos

Because ALASKA. I was in Alaska last year. We spent time hiking in several National Parks. Most rangers told us to carry bear bells or bear spray, you know, for BEARS! Most natives that live outside of town own and carry weapons for self protection from wildlife. Not because they can, but because they need to.…

That's the cylinder release, not a safety.

I watched from 5 miles away as one of these beauties took off from the EAA. It was unbelievable how long it took to climb out. Hard to believe something that big could lumber into the sky.

They smelled better too... I love the smell of bean oil in the morning...

I just crashed my leased 2013 Genesis Coupe. They totaled it, paying 18K on my 21k buyout price, gap insurance that Hyundai make you buy covered the difference. I'm out the money I put down but done with the lease.

I did this once on a small block Chevy. Was quite proud of myself as I torqued the last head bolt. Then I turned to replace the wrench in my tool box and noticed the new head gasket I had purchased, laying on top of my box, you know, so I wouldn't forget to put it on.

Nice nod to Blade Runner.

God you make me feel old. I remember 25 cent drafts at PK's during my college years.

Baily and John. Baily's the one with the most hair.

Quick, cover yourselves in butter!

Not when you are a certified diver, live five minutes from the beach, and lobster is in season. It's the best, free, food of the sea that you can catch yourself.

Back in the late 70's at an undisclosed Community College, I once heard a Criminal Justice student (cop) tell another student "You should try this weed. I took it off a kid at the local park and it is killer".

I've got a friend who has celiac disease. It took the better part of his life to be diagnosed, but he has become much healthier as a result of avoiding gluten. He still jones for pizza, so about once a month he orders a large pizza, scrapes all the toppings off and eats them, discarding the crust (and cackling like a…

In Florida, 30+ will get you a free ride to jail and an impounded vehicle.

I was ticketed by a cop that was sitting at a light on a cross street as I went flying by. He stopped me and claimed he had me on radar at 25mph over but would give me a break and wrote me for only 19 over (which was the next lowest tier, finewise). Turns out when it went to court that he admitted under oath that he…

Fuck you anti Floridians, go shovel some snow.