Rust and blown head gaskets.

LPT: buy it at Wal-Mart to get it at literally 50% less than say autozone

Two wheel delete.

+1 for driver mod

Skip Barber Racing School

Gonna have to special order some “Axles of evil”.

For everyone over 30, admit you used Napster to download the Metallica song and the Limp Bizkit song from the soundtrack.

This movie is the reason I ended up with this:

MI2 made me fall in love with the Triumph Speed Triple

Fuck that. Have a drink any time a dove shows up. 

Drinking game... have a shot every time the tire type on the motorcycles change from street to offroad and then another shot when they switch back again during the chase scene.

Why does 15,000 miles a year not seem that much to me?

POWER STEERING?

Is there any form of scooter that is actually cool?

Also, they’re at least a three times more likely to get in a freak gasoline fight accident

Looking forward to the high alpha capability of the new X31 way off road package.

I had a friend fall in the shower and die ...No reason to shower, I guess.

Should have those people ride my friend’s CR500. They won’t repeat the whisky throttle manuvre twice.

Please have a star - partially because I agree with you and partially because of your username.