May I present just one more reason?

Pepperidge Farm remembers

If I made the mistake of referring to either parent as he or she, there was  HELL to pay. Yelling at them and calling them names in public, I would be buried out in the yard somewhere ....

My gf is white and she called that “Larry’s”. I wanted to divorce her and we aren’t even married.

Every bachelors’ secret ingredient. Able to make almost anything edible.

The Wiz is one of the greatest extended metaphors in the history of American literature. Please reconsider your take.

Luther being your number one is so real.

“The cognitive dissonance of these immature brats is staggering. It truly is a privilege to be able to be so abhorrently ignorant.”

Man: “Systemic racism exists.”

You know the thing that gets me?

People would read these if they could understand what they meant. These agreements are purposely steeped in legal jargon that makes most rights sound like you may or may not be agreeing to something? Wouldn’t it make more sense to provide a clear succinct non legal explanation of your rights as well as a legal version…

The only thing better than Photoshopping Calvin and Hobbes in real-life situations is doing what my friend did to his (soon-to-be-born) kid's room. He traced it all using a projector, matched all the colors, and at the same time he simultaneously raised the bar for every parent on the planet.